welcome to half-ass adventures

The Half-Ass Adventures mini beer burros and wine donkeys are available for private affairs, weddings, rehearsal dinners, bachelorette parties, anniversaries, corporate events, and Holiday themed soirees and parties. The mini donkeys will enhance, enlighten and enliven social engagement and interaction at your event as long-eared waiters and waitresses, ice-breaking conversation starters, and incredibly accommodating models for one-of-a-kind photo opportunities creating memories that’ll last a lifetime.